First Bass and Other Stories: 99.44% True Tales of an Outdoorswoman (Paperback)

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There are no Death Stars or sparkling vampires in this book, or enchanted swords, or mushy, six-hanky chick lit tales. No. Instead, there is lots of mud, dirt, animal hair, the smell of dead worms baking in a hot car, and maybe a giggle or two. Come along on these six zany 99 44/100th percent true tales of the outdoor life. Action Adventure Fishing Horses Little sisters The perfect bathroom book for those longer.... breaks. DEER WARS "Shoot zee deer, Terra. Vhy are you not shooting zee deer? Zhey are eating mein garten Kill zhem all " What happens when you have a landlord determined to eliminate an entire species from Tewksbury Township. FIRST BASS: I undergo Bass Basic Training. SHERRY AND THE RACCOONS: Have a hair-raising time with the Moffat sisters on safari in the wilds of northwesternmost Sussex County, NJ. A GOOD HORSE: He was skinny. He made ugly faces. He was free, and he was my first horse. CAMPING WITH MOM: A lifetime legacy of memories. THE DEER LITTLE TAIL: "My first deer, Terra-Terra My first deer " Does a road kill count as a First Deer? My housemate at the time certainly thought so, since she saw it first. But then...

Product Details
ISBN: 9780982641972
ISBN-10: 0982641974
Publisher: Zapstone Productions, LLC
Publication Date: December 22nd, 2011
Pages: 106
Language: English

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